Man with Sitka Gear Vest Insists Out-of-Towner Should be Impressed

Hunting season has come and gone but Charlie Eldridge is still sporting his Sitka Gear vest in “Subalpine” camo. A look that the uninitiated may not recognize.

“It’s like she didn’t even realize how much money I spent on this vest”

The boutique hunting brands are often worn as a status symbol at every bar that holds an elk shoulder mount. During the holidays when second-home owners descend on mountain towns there is a contingent of those unimpressed by camouflage. Charlie was chatting up a gal from Westchester County, NY but couldn’t shake the hick persona that his digital camo was putting off. After a tough season of truck hunting Chuck’s last hope was that people would be impressed with his Sitka ensemble and lifted Ram 1500. They weren’t.

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