A local teen who has a penchant for steez and afterbang loaded The Resort’s lower mountain lift that services the terrain park. With Lo-Fi hip hop blaring through his headphones, his beanie and goggle strap nested under his helmet, and his braces recently tightened; he was a force to be reckoned with. A family of three on vacation was paired with the adolescent menace on the lift. They were terrified.
“They used to be called ‘Raichles’ but the patents got bought by this company called Full Tilt.”
Unprovoked explanations about his ski boots and rasta-themed Skullcandy headphones echoed through the ears of the tourists. Heckling of other park skiers from the lift ensued. The family feared that this child was possessed by some sort of counterculture demon. His jacket stretched down below his knees and both fists clutched 90cm poles that seemed to be permanently fixed at his hips. Thankfully the chairlift ride ended without incident. Both parties unloaded and the teenager exclaimed something in a Jamaican Patois accent.
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