What happened? Was I just magically transported back to 1990? No! A rogue group of girlbosses have coordinated matching one-piece ski suits for their annual trip! How quirky and fun they must be.
“We’re just here for the Après. Right ladies! Woo!”
Wild and crazy antics can be found often on the ski hill. But few can compare to the coordinated ski suit attack. When a group of Account Executives from Chicago came out to Colorado for their annual ski trip many stood in shock and awe as they approached the lift line in matching reflective ski suits. Miniature bottles of Fireball lined their pockets along with novelty flasks. These flatlanders were here to take the town’s Instagram story by storm. Local grocers ran dangerously low on orange juice and champagne while motorists and skiers feared for their lives.
With fur collars abound the crew strolled into a local restaurant. Their clothing choices weren’t the only loud thing about them. Other patrons could hear their conversations and cackles from several tables away. You aren’t a tourist unless everyone else hates you. Why not ice it? Another round of tequila shots for the gals.
-publius
The Huck 