In the era of straight skis, synthesizers, and helmet-less skulls a landmark ski movie was released. Blizzard of Aahhh’s featured the venerable Glen Plake, Scot Schmidt, and Mike Hattrup. All three dudes are now eying up Social Security checks which means it’s time for some simple math and self reflection.
Let’s say you were just a pimple-faced high schooler when BoA was released. That puts you in your 50’s. If you’ve neglected it, your colon could be a ticking timebomb. If you own the film on VHS or even know what Betamax is, now is your wake up call. The CDC recommends regular colorectal screenings for anyone over the age of 45. Which means you’re going to see some exciting new uses of a garden hose.
You’re old and that’s ok. Take care of your cornhole and your cornhole will take care of you. You’ve likely fought several kidney stones by now and eat the yogurt that Jamie Lee Curtis advertises. You’ve got nothing to worry about.
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