Get it? Dope means cool but it can also mean drugs! Reckless and “stylish”, monochromatic crews with a matte finish are taking over ski hills. You and your loved ones are wise to avoid them. Our expert research team from the local Junior High has graciously provided a rundown of purveyors of this brand (for extra credit).
Their niche is somewhere between beginner and intermediate in skiing ability. They keep their goggles in a Crown Royal velvet bag which is very cool. They can either be a rebellious teen on vacation with their family or a burn-out local that likes to talk about how much they “shred”. They’ll likely be drunk or high but will spend more time in the bar than they do skiing. So you only have to worry about these people at the beginning or the end of every day. With these indicators you should be able to avoid them. And you will want to avoid them.
From a safety standpoint they’re most likely to plow into a family of 4 while showcasing their ability (speed) on the Mountain’s most populated Blue Square. From a societal standpoint they’re the most likely to ding your car in the parking lot and not leave a note. Who knows what drives such a crowd to a brand but these are the facts and we stand by them.
On the upside: the term “Poser” is making a comeback in a big way. Like pop-punk era levels of use. We at The Huck are here for it.
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