With Lo-Fi hip hop blaring through his headphones, his beanie and goggle strap nested under his helmet, and his braces recently tightened; he was a force to be reckoned with…
Crusty Powder Hound’s Coyote Yips Fade in Old Age
The canopy on his 1992 F-150 is starting to degrade, his knees are starting to fail, and his “YEWs” are sounding more like “yoos”…
Man Lists Patagonia as Religion
“My made in China polyester gear is like… way better than your made in China polyester gear”…
Man with Sitka Gear Vest Insists Out-of-Towner Should be Impressed
“It’s like she didn’t even realize how much money I spent on this vest”
Man with Orange Bindings has a lot of Opinions
“Most people don’t really get the importance of boot flex and DIN”…
Cute Bakery that Everyone Recommends is Just OK
$13 for a cinnamon roll and a small drip coffee…
Transplant in Range Rover Insists They’re Just Like Everyone Else
“It’s All Wheel Drive. I don’t see why everyone looks at me funny. I need this car. The piano wood accents are just a bonus.”…
Local Man Weighs Personal Expense Conundrum
New tires for the Subaru or a new wind breaker from Arcteryx…
Breaking: Girl with Armada Skis Sucks
“My ex bought me these Tracers with Griffon bindings and I honestly think they aren’t stiff enough”…
The Huck 